How it works

Three steps.
Then your agents
handle the rest.

No technical knowledge needed. No setup headaches. No ongoing management. Here's exactly what happens from sign-up to your first morning brief.

1
You tell us the problem
Plain English, no jargon
→
2
We build your team
Configured in 48 hours
→
3
Morning brief arrives
6am every day
Step 1
Tell us what's eating your time.

You don't describe a technical solution. You describe a problem. "I spend two hours a day answering the same emails." "Leads come in at 7pm and I see them Monday morning." "I haven't posted on LinkedIn in three weeks." That's all we need.

After you claim your founding spot, we send a short onboarding questionnaire. 10 minutes. No tech jargon. Just tell us what's taking up your time.

What you actually tell us
→
"I get 20 customer enquiries a day, most of them the same 5 questions."
→
"People fill in my contact form and I don't see it until the next morning."
→
"I need to post content but I never have time to write anything."
→
"I don't know what my competitors are doing until it's too late."
What we configure from your answers
✓
Which agents you need (email, leads, content, research — or all four)
✓
Your tone of voice and how you communicate with customers
✓
Your business name, services, pricing, and common FAQs
✓
What escalates to you vs what the agent handles autonomously
✓
Your overnight schedule and what you want in the morning brief
Step 2
We build and configure your agent team.

Within 48 hours of your onboarding, your agents are configured, tested, and running. YOSHI is set up as your operations director. The agents you need — email, leads, content, research — get configured specifically for your business.

You get access to the morning brief channel. We walk you through what to expect. Then the first overnight session runs. You wake up to your first brief.

You don't need to install anything, configure anything, or manage anything. We handle the technical setup entirely. You just read the results.

Your configured agent team
🎯
YOSHI — Operations Director
Kimi K2.5 via OpenRouter
Coordinates everything. Assigns tasks, verifies outputs, sends your brief.
↓ orchestrates
📩
Email + Lead Agent
Configured for your business
Handles enquiries. Follows up leads within 60 seconds. Escalates complex ones to you.
✍️
Content + Research Agent
Configured for your voice
Writes content in your voice. Scans competitors. Weekly reports ready Monday morning.
Step 3
Wake up to a morning brief. Every day.

Every morning at 6am, YOSHI sends you a Telegram message. It covers everything that happened overnight — what the agents completed, what needs your attention, how much API spend was used.

You review it in 5 minutes. Approve anything that needs approving. The rest is already done. Then get on with your day.

This is not a dashboard you have to log into. Not a tool you have to manage. It comes to your phone. You read it like a text message.

YOSHI MORNING BRIEF
06:00 · today
Completed overnight (5 tasks)
✓
Replied to 4 customer enquiries — all standard FAQs handled
✓
Followed up 2 leads from yesterday — both responded positively
✓
This week's blog post drafted — ready for your review
✓
LinkedIn post scheduled for 9am
✓
Competitor scan complete — 1 item flagged (see below)
Needs your attention (1 item)
⚠
Competitor dropped their price by 15% last night — response options attached
API spend overnight: $1.42 · Session uptime: 8h 31m · Next brief: 06:00 tomorrow
The overnight schedule

What actually happens
while you sleep.

14 automated jobs. Every night. You don't trigger them. They just run.

22:00
YOSHI
Pre-flight checks
Reads task queue, confirms all agents online, assigns overnight work.
22:30
ZELDA
Research + content cycle
Competitor scan, blog draft, social content for tomorrow.
23:00
All agents
Task queue execution
Email replies, lead follow-ups, scheduled tasks all run here.
02:00
YOSHI
Memory compaction
Prunes agent memory to prevent hallucinations. Keeps everything sharp.
04:00
CLAW-SHIELD
Security audit
Scans all skills and plugins for threats. Flags anything suspicious.
06:00
YOSHI
Morning brief → your Telegram
Full overnight summary. On your phone before you wake up.
78%
of buyers choose the first business to respond. Your agent responds in 60 seconds, day or night.
14
automated overnight jobs running every single night without you doing anything.
$29/mo
A VA doing this work costs $800–$2,000/month. Your agents don't take sick days.
5min
That's how long the morning brief takes to review. Then your day starts.

Common questions

How long does setup take?
We send the onboarding questionnaire within 24 hours of your deposit. Once you return it (takes about 10 minutes), your agents are configured and running within 48 hours. First morning brief arrives the following day at 6am.
Do I need to install anything or have a server?
No. We run the agent stack on our infrastructure. You just need a Telegram account for the morning brief. Everything else is handled on our end.
What if I want to change what the agents do?
Email [email protected] with what you want to add, change, or remove. We update the agent configuration within 24 hours. As a founding member you also have direct input into what we build next via the monthly live sessions.
Can I see what the agents are doing?
Yes — the morning brief covers everything that ran overnight. We can also give you access to YOSHI's dashboard where you can see live session logs, task completion records, and agent health status.
What if an agent makes a mistake?
Nothing gets published or sent without either your approval or a pre-approved template. Email replies and lead follow-ups can be set to require your sign-off first. You control how much autonomy each agent has.
Is it really $29/month forever?
For founding members, yes. $10 deposit now locks in $29/month permanently. When we raise the price — and we will — your rate stays at $29. The $10 deposit comes off your first month.
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